We often find empty beer cans and nips of hard liquor. I figure if you are drinking in the car you are probably not making good decisions. Littering is just one of them. Once I found 8 unopened beer cans on my front lawn. What was the thinking there? I don't want my parents finding the beer. Let's store it on this nice lawn. We can get it later.
The weirdest thing I found on my lawn was a giant double sided dildo. I kid you not. I made Dave get out of bed, the morning I found that beauty on the lawn. I had to make sure I was not hallucinating and I made him dispose of it. He got a plastic bag and dish washing gloves. He threw everything away including the gloves. What kind of argument must have taken place to cause someone to throw that out of the window? I can't believe you called me fat/cheated on me/forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. You don't deserve to play with this "toy" anymore.
Do you ever find trash on your lawn? Can anyone beat me for weirdest find?