I Love This Dog Despite...

I love this dog despite...

• The fact he stole and ate 18 granola bars out of the pantry.
• The fact he puked up a bunch of granola bars and wrappers 2 days after this event.
  
• Him jumping up on our bed in the middle in the night and stealing my foot space.
  
• That he acts like a giant paper weight and makes it impossible to pull up the covers.
• He needs bologna every night before bedtime despite no longer needing his medication.
• He sheds enough fur each week to make a new dog.
• The fact he steals frying pans off the stove to eat the contents.
• The fact he barks at me when I have to leave the house.

Despite his annoying and infuriating behavior, I love this dog so much.