Davey does not have his own plate of Christmas cookies because no one else should be subjected to eating them. He is not totally gross.
I did not find Christmas ornaments all over the house. Davey does not take them off the tree and bring them to me and sing "Merry Christmas." I did not find Cinderella beheaded.
I did not place the sugar cookies too close together and create giant snowman cookies. That was totally planned. Not!