Alright, I know I've complained about this awful show before. I felt guilty and let Davey and Caitlin watch it again. After a week of watching Caillou, Caitlin tells me she does not like the crusts on her sandwiches. She has always eaten them. She learned from an episode of Caillou that the crusts are "yucky." Caillou seems to have renewed her fear of the dark after another episode. The final straw was when I went to pump gas. Caitlin wanted to get out of the car to "help" me pump gas like Caillou's dad. The chances of me unbuckling her car seat and letting her stand with me to pump gas are nonexistent. Pumping gas is one of the few moments of solitude I get during the day. I am not giving it up because Caillou's crazy dad let's him do it. Caillou is a bad influence. Caillou is no longer broadcast on my cable network. At least that is the story I'm telling Caitlin and I'm sticking with it.
P.S. When I was searching for images of Caillou, I found some really funny but really disturbing parodies on YouTube. They were too disturbing to post here. They are some people who hate Caillou way more than I do.