My son did not lock himself in his bedroom when I was helping my daughter in the bathroom. I did not panic when I realized he was locked in. I really did not realize that his door could lock. I did not call my husband at work to try to figure out how to break him out. The lock was really not a simple push a nail into the whole and it unlocks. I did not unscrew the doorknob and then break the lock. I did not start to cry when I looked through the whole in the door to see my son lying on his belly covering his ears crying. It did not take a couple of minutes to break him out. I did not think about taking a photo of him through the door hole for Not Me Monday.
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