I took a pregnancy test today. It is a bit ridiculous since the chances of me being pregnant have to be about the same as being struck by lightning. So of course it was negative.
I want to go back on a birth control pill. The doctor insisted that I take a test to just be sure. It would have been like a virgin birth. You become a virgin again after 6 months of abstaining, right? That was one of my college room mates theory anyway. Who would have thought I'd be re-virginized after being married with two kids?
I bet the title of this post got your attention.