I took a pregnancy test today. It is a bit ridiculous since the chances of me being pregnant have to be about the same as being struck by lightning. So of course it was negative.
I want to go back on a birth control pill. The doctor insisted that I take a test to just be sure. It would have been like a virgin birth. You become a virgin again after 6 months of abstaining, right? That was one of my college room mates theory anyway. Who would have thought I'd be re-virginized after being married with two kids?
I bet the title of this post got your attention.
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CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You scared the crap out of me!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!
Thanks for the laugh. Yes, you are a virgin after 6 months and cheating doesn't count if it's in a different area code (or was it zip code?) Either way, gotta love the old college rules. ;)
It was a different area code.
Holy mother of GOD...lol...
I never heard that college rule..why didn't anyone ever tell me that one???? I always thought it was a different dorm..sheesh...
lol Becky. I thought it was zip code. I distinctly remember someone trying to convince Vicky that since she was at Mike Brown's "camp" in Norwich cheating wouldn't count.
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